Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? Do you have 3 weeks worth of food and water? Hammer and nails to secure your dwelling? A P95 Full Face Respirator Breathing Mask? 10 gallons of bleach and disinfectant? A dozen heavy-rubber gloves? Rubber boots and 10 sets disposable cover-alls for when you have to go out to scavenge food? A firearm with at least 200 rounds of ammunition? 3 flashlights w/batteries? A CB radio and emergency radio? A well-stocked first aid kit? 20 cartons of cigarettes and at least 10 gallons of good booze? 10 battery-operated motion detectors for establishing a security parameter? A big bag of marbles to drop in the path of a zombie horde chasing after you? A pretty but emotionally distant companion who can be sacrificed if needed to zombies for your own escape? And most importantly, a Crovel? If you don't have these, I dare say you're unprepared.
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